Hooray Mediocrity!

June 29, 2008 Posted by Robert

Just to report on the three questions posed the other night: everybody did a so-so job.  The Mavericks didn’t move up in the draft, which was disappointing.  On second thought, at least they didn’t mortgage their future for an unsure thing.  What they did do was draft another shooting guard who can’t play defense.  Great.  At least the Mavs are consistent.

Meanwhile in Houston, both Dallas teams clinched their respective trophies in non-traditional ways.  The Rangers lost their game to the Astros, but managed to stay ahead in run differential, 34-28, ensuring that the Silver Boot will stay in North Texas another year.  FCD and the Dynamo tied for the third time this season, but since the Hoops scored the most away goals (that’s the tiebreaker?!), they won El Capitan for the first time in its three-year existence.  Hey, if you’re going to hover around .500 all season, at least you can win your intrastate rivalry trophy on a technicality.

Desperados Lose in the Wild Card

Posted by Robert

The Dallas Desperados ended their disappointing season on Friday by losing in the Wild Card Round to an inferior New York Dragons team.  It looked like the season was in the crapper early on when Clint Dolezel injured his shoulder, but we were given hope when he was able to make his return.  Unfortunately, that hope turned out to be false.  I didn’t get to see the game (there was this rehearsal dinner).  Maybe somebody who did can give us some insight into what went wrong.

“Tom Brady”…

June 28, 2008 Posted by John

...is the new word for poop. ‘nuff said.

I might elaborate later, if this post gets enough comments/complaints.

For now, join our "unofficial" blog Facebook group. "Tom Brady" is the new word for poop. That’s the group name. The "official" group is the one on the Blog Networks application site. Join, or die. 

Shawn Chacon is NUTS!

June 26, 2008 Posted by Brian

So Shawn Chacon was sitting in the Houston Astros’ clubhouse just minding his own business.  Then all of the sudden, Ed Wade comes up and asks him to step into his office.  Chacon says you can tell me what you wanna tell me right here.  So he tells him he’s being demoted to the pen.  Shawn Chacon proceeds to choke Ed Wade.  What a retard!  Why would you act like that?  Is choking your GM to death going to get you back into the starting rotation?  This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard of!  So now, Shawn Chacon has been demoted even further than the bullpen: the streets.  Are there any teams in the market for someone like this?

Two Rivalry Trophies Up for Grabs in Houston Tonight - Oh yeah, and the NBA Draft

Posted by Robert

1.  Can the Rangers get to 2-over .500 and win the Silver Boot tonight?

If recent trends hold true, no.  The Rangers have been exactly .500 a whopping 19 times since opening day, but have never been able to get over the 1-over hump.  A good antidote can be facing Wandy Rodriguez, though.  Perhaps today’s call-up of Chris Davis can provide some motivation.  The Rangers’ vaunted farm system is starting to make its way to the big show, as Davis, Eric Hurley, and Max Ramirez will all be in Houston tonight.

2.  Will FC Dallas adjust to Hyndman in time to win El Capitan in Houston? 

Houston has held El Capitan in both years of the cannon’s existence, so there’s no better way for Schellas Hyndman to start his coaching career in Dallas (although this is his 2nd game) than by winning the trophy tonight.  Adrian Serioux and Drew Moor will return tonight, and they will be needed if the squad heeds the words of their coach and plays an aggressive style.  The Dynamo haven’t scored in 2 games, so perhaps the first team to score will win.  Homer Prediction: Hoops 2, Dynamo 1. 

3.  Will the Mavericks get anything accomplished in tonight’s draft?

Dallas’ only pick tonight is the #51 pick.  Doesn’t sound so bad?  Last year, the Chicago Bulls took JamesOn Curry at 51.  That’s right – JamesOn Curry.  So what can the Mavericks do?  Apparently, it’s kosher to pay teams for their pick in the NBA, so that’s good news for Mark Cuban.  The latest rumor is that he will buy Memphis’ pick (28), but if the Mavs want to try to squeeze through that window of opportunity that’s slamming itself shut, they should try to obtain a top 10 pick.  Maybe Miami, Minnesota, or Seattle would benefit from the services of Josh Howard?

Rangers 3, Astros 2

June 25, 2008 Posted by Robert

In this Season of Mediocrity, the Rangers have given us plenty to cheer about (Josh Hamilton, for example) and plenty to jeer about (starting pitching – is there an echo in here?).  Put something else in the win column – Texas clinched at least a share of the Silver Boot by beating Roy Oswalt tonight.  Josh Hamilton didn’t even play and trade bait Max Ramirez hit a home run.  Even more amazing was that Scott Feldman didn’t suck.  The question is, can the Rangers win the Boot outright and get to 2 games over .500 for the first time this season?  It won’t be their first opportunity, that’s for sure.

Matt Mosley I dub the Nottruefan

Posted by Reno

I listened to GAC on the way home from work today when Matt Mosley, whom I’m normally in full support of, said something I just couldn’t get behind. He and a guest were talking about Adam Jones and Mosley came out and said, "Look, as far as I’m concerned this guy is guilty until proven innocent." Wow. At first I thought it was just a little harsh, but as I thought about it more I decided that I dub Mosley Nottruefan. Look. When the Boys picked up T.O., I called Brian and said, "Did you see this Crap." He immediately said, "Yes I did. What are we gonna do now?" After our short back and forth on the issue we hung up the phones and I decided that if the Cowboys were willing to give him a chance I would have to be willing, as a truefan, to give him a chance as well. Fast forward a couple of seasons and Jerry has welcomed Adam to the Dallas Cowboys Wellness and Rehabilitation Center, and you know what? I was skeptical, but I either had to buy in or suspend my fan-hood. I’ve decided to buy in and I’ll tell ya, I think that means if Adam doesn’t want to be called Pac-Man any more, then I call him Adam. And if the team, MY team, is willing to give him a chance to get his stuff back together then I give him that chance as well. I give him his full shot, as if he was any other guy off the street. He starts messing up then we can cut the chain, but until then Matt Mosley, let’s be a truefan and give the guy a fair shot. Let’s try not to doom the poor kid before he even steps on the field.

Sherrif Shaq

Posted by Brian

So Shaq decided it would be cool to slam Kobe in his free style rap in New York.  It was hilarious.  Is it even worth discussing the Kobe-Shaq feud?  Absolutely not!  What is noteworthy is the fact that Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio was so appalled by Shaq’s language that he is stripping Shaq of his special deputy badge.  Was Sheriff Arpaio right to do something like this?  Of course he is.  He told the media if it had been any of his regular deputies they would be fired.  Bravo for consistency.  Shaq wasn’t necessarily wrong to do what he did.  It was definitely a cheap shot (that Shaq maintains wasn’t a shot at all).  I’m glad that Sheriff Arpaio stripped Shaq of his deputy badge, but not because I think Shaq was wrong.  I’m glad he did it because Shaq needed to be reminded that he can’t get away with everything.

Evaluating the MLB All Star Balloting

Posted by Robert

All-Star voting ends in just over a week, so now seems as good a time as any to evaluate how the fans are voting.  Are they actually choosing the best players at their positions.  The stats will tell the tale, at least on this blog.  Voting totals and statistics are current as of 6/24.

American League

Catcher 

Current Vote Leader: Joe Mauer (1,178,360 votes)
Other Contenders: Jason Varitek (1,133,855 votes)

Stats Comparison
Mauer: 69 GP, .331 AVG (5th in MLB), .417 OBP (6th), 2 HR, 29 RBI, 0 SB, .995 FPCT
Varitek: 63 GP, .231 AVG, .306 OBP, 7 HR, 25 RBI, 0 SB, .996 FPCT

Conclusion: Mauer and Varitek don’t even belong in the same conversation, as Mauer has been the best catcher in either league hands-down while Varitek continues to be overrated.  ‘Tek is a career .265 hitter with only 636 RBI in 10 1/2 seasons, yet here he is in second place in the All Star voting.  The Texas Rangers have three catchers in the minor leagues that I would rather have on my team.

First Base 

Current Vote Leader: Kevin Youkilis (1,482,011 votes)
Other Contenders: Justin Morneau (1,214,603 votes)

Stats Comparison
Youkilis: 71 GP, .304 AVG (26th), .376 OBP (32nd), 13 HR (39th), 47 RBI (25th), 3 SB, 1.000 FPCT
Morneau: 76 GP, .305 AVG (22nd), .362 OBP, 11 HR, 59 RBI (7th), 0 SB, .999 FPCT

Conclusion: Morneau seems to be slightly outperforming Morneau, although the margin is about as close as the margin of votes.  Either one could be the starter and it wouldn’t cause an outrage from me.

Second Base 

Current Vote Leader: Dustin Pedroia (1,286,962)
Other Contenders: Ian Kinsler (1,120,439) 

Stats Comparison

Pedroia: 78 GP, .284 AVG, .330 OBP, 7 HR, 34 RBI, 8 SB, .986 FPCT
Kinsler: 75 GP, .303 AVG (26th), .360 OBP, 12 HR (45th), 47 RBI (25th), 19 SB (9th), .968 FPCT

Conclusion: Kinsler is clearly the best second baseman in the AL, the only one who shows up in the Top 50 in our categories.  If Pedroia makes it as a starter, he is only taking a deserving player’s spot.

Third Base

Current Vote Leader: Alex Rodriguez (1,940,827 votes)
Other Contenders: none 

Stats
Rodriguez: 57 GP, .324 AVG (7th), .402 OBP (14th), 14 HR (29th), 41 RBI, 9 SB (36th), .961 FPCT

Conclusion: This makes sense.  Even with A-Rod’s DL stint, he is outperforming the other third basemen in the league.

Shortstop 

Current Vote Leader: Derek Jeter (1,988,251 votes)
Other Contenders: Michael Young (1,140,258 votes)

Stats Comparison
Jeter: 71 GP, .278 AVG, .337 OBP, 4 HR, 32 RBI, 5 SB, .978 FPCT
Young: 74 GP, .278 AVG, .335 OBP, 6 HR, 39 RBI, 5 SB, .988 FPCT

Conclusion: Jeter and Young are so close (and mediocre), it’s ridiculous.  Neither one deserves to start, but there’s not really any competition.  Imagine saying that about AL shortstops 10 years ago.  By the way, compare the AL’s infielders with those in the NL.  Can we stop saying the NL is inferior now?

Designated Hitter

Current Vote Leader: David Ortiz (1,982,786 votes)
Other Contenders: Hideki Matsui (1,207,892 votes)

Stats Comparison
Ortiz: 54 GP, .252 AVG, .354 OBP, 13 HR (39th), 43 RBI (40th), 0 SB
Matsui: 69 GP, .323 AVG (8th), .404 OBP (11th), 7 HR, 34 RBI, 0 SB

Conclusion: Matsui has a significant advantage in AVG and OBP, while Ortiz takes HR and RBI.  Personally, I’d take Matsui over Ortiz on my team.

Outfield

Current Vote Leaders:
Manny Ramirez (1,917,207 votes)
Josh Hamilton (1,791,623 votes)
Ichiro Suzuki (1,120,279 votes)
Other Contenders:
Vladimir Guerrero (933,191 votes)
Bobby Abreu (908,935 votes)

Stats Comparison
Ramirez: 73 GP, .295 AVG (42nd), .384 OBP (27th), 15 HR (22nd), 49 RBI (19th), 1 SB, .988 FPCT, 4 OA
Hamilton: 76 GP, .310 AVG (17th), .355 OBP, 19 HR (6th), 76 RBI (1st), 2 SB, .977 FPCT, 4 OA
Suzuki: 77 GP, .288 AVG, .348 OBP, 3 HR, 20 RBI, 33 SB (3rd), .995 FPCT, 4 OA
Guerrero: 71 GP, .290 AVG, .349 OBP, 13 HR (39th), 43 RBI (40th), 1 SB, 1.000 FPCT, 4 OA
Abreu: 75 GP, .273 AVG, .336 OBP, 9 HR, 46 RBI (32nd), 9 SB (36th), .993 FPCT, 6 OA

Conclusion: This is where it starts to get interesting.  Hamilton and Ramirez are clearly deserving, but the next three vote-getters are in the next tier.  A more deserving player that comes to mind is Magglio Ordonez.  By the way, even with all the press he gets, Manny Ramirez is perhaps one of the most underrated players in the game today.  He’s easily the second best outfielder in the AL, and this is a down year for him.  Josh Hamilton is your First Half AL MVP.

National League

Catcher

Current Vote Leader: Geovanny Soto (1,497,579 votes)
Other Contenders: Brian McCann (917,607 votes)

Stats Comparison
Soto: 70 GP, .275 AVG, .360 OBP, 12 HR, 43 RBI (40th), 0 SB, .996 FPCT
McCann: 73 GP, .305 AVG (23rd), .378 OBP (29th), 14 HR (29th), 44 RBI (38th), 1 SB, .994 FPCT

Conclusion: Geovanny Soto started the year strong, but Brian McCann has been more consistent over the first half.  Soto should still get consideration for ROY.

First Base

Current Vote Leader: Lance Berkman (1,682,362 votes)
Other Contenders:
Derrek Lee (1,153,519 votes)
Albert Pujols (1,116,626 votes)

Stats Comparison
Berkman: 75 GP, .358 AVG (2nd), .442 OBP (4th), 21 HR (3rd), 62 RBI (5th), 12 SB (26th), .997 FPCT
Lee: 76 GP, .294 AVG (43rd), .357 OBP, 15 HR (22nd), 48 RBI (21st), 4 SB, .989 FPCT
Pujols: 65 GP, .347 AVG (3rd), .475 OBP (2nd), 16 HR (16th), 42 RBI, 2 SB, 1.000 FPCT

Conclusion: Berkman would be your favorite for the MVP award if it weren’t for Chipper Jones.  It’s nice to see the fans reward him for the year he’s having.  Lee and Pujols also belong on this list and in the All-Star game.  It will be interesting to see if they get invites given the "every team gets represented" rule, as well as the mess in the NL Outfield.

Second Base

Current Vote Leader: Chase Utley (2,179,006 votes)
Other Contenders: none 

Stats
Utley: 76 GP, .291 AVG, .379 OBP (28th), 22 HR (2nd), 63 RBI (4th), 6 SB, .982 FPCT

Conclusion: Utley is playing out of his mind, and is your third candidate for MVP.  Dan Uggla is playing well enough to get a few more votes, however.

Third Base

Current Vote Leader: Chipper Jones (1,916,829 votes)
Other Contenders: Aramis Ramirez (1,111,901 votes)

Stats Comparison
Jones: 70 GP, .395 AVG (1st), .487 OBP (1st), 16 HR (16th), 46 RBI (32nd), 2 SB, .954 FPCT
Ramirez: 73 GP, .301 AVG (30th), .405 OBP (10th), 14 HR (29th), 54 RBI (15th), 1 SB, .952 FPCT

Conclusion: Jones is well-deserving, but Ramirez is having a killer year as well.  I hope he gets some consideration for a reserve spot.

Shortstop

Current Vote Leader: Hanley Ramirez (1,123,516 votes)
Other Contenders:
Miguel Tejada (1,052,852 votes)
Ryan Theriot (915,954 votes)

Stats Comparison
Ramirez: 75 GP, .294 AVG (43rd), .387 OBP (24th), 16 HR (16th), 33 RBI, 19 SB (9th), .966 FPCT
Tejada: 76 GP, .291 AVG, .331 OBP, 16 HR (16th), 43 RBI (41st), 5 SB, .981 FPCT
Theriot: 71 GP, .313 AVG (13th), .388 OBP (23rd), 1 HR, 22 RBI, 13 SB (22nd), .970 FPCT

Conclusion: Ramirez blows these other 2 guys out of the water.  Perhaps more deserving of 2nd place is Jose Reyes, who isn’t getting any love from the fans.

Outfield
Current Vote Leaders:
Alfonso Soriano (1,736,434 votes)
Kosuke Fukudome (1,454,257 votes)
Ken Griffey, Jr. (1,417,019 votes)
Other Contenders: Ryan Braun (1,241,843 votes)

Stats Comparison
Soriano: 51 GP, .283 AVG, .332 OBP, 15 HR (22nd), 40 RBI, 7 SB, .978 FPCT, 3 OA
Fukudome: 74 GP, .299 AVG (32nd), .404 OBP (11th), 6 HR, 33 RBI, 7 SB, .994 FPCT, 3 OA
Griffey: 72 GP, .245 AVG, .353 OBP, 8 HR, 32 RBI, 0 SB, .963 FPCT, 3 OA
Braun: 76 GP, .287 AVG, .324 OBP, 20 HR (5th), 57 RBI (9th), 8 SB (45th), 1.000 FPCT, 5 OA

Conclusion: Soriano doesn’t belong on this list as he has been on the DL twice.  Griffey is obviously a sentimental favorite, but doesn’t need to be in the conversation at all.  Ryan Braun, Matt Holliday, Corey Hart, and the three Pirates outfielders (McLouth, Nady, and Bay) have been among the NL’s best.  Fukudome is understandable, but he’s getting more votes than he’s earned.

Overall

For the most part, the fans are rewarding players having good years, although some Red Sox and Yankees players have been getting undue attention in the AL.  Apparently when it comes to the outfield, All-Star voters lose any good judgment they may have demonstrated elsewhere on the ballot.  Maybe it’s the plethora of choices that leads the voter to cast a ballot without thinking, but regardless, each league’s outfield is a mess. 

To Do While Starting Up

June 23, 2008 Posted by Robert

Contributors, feel free to write posts.  We’ll get to the list whenever we get to it. 

(This list is fluid and likely to change.) 

Any way to make the author’s name link-able? 

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Header okay? Apparently it does not like right in IE.  I use Firefox so I did not notice the problem.  How to resolve?

More links?

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